Sportsdude of the Year

Dwyane Wade (yes, it's sorta spelled backwards). The dude bought a waifed family furnishings and made several house payments for a new house. Not hesitant to spread the Christmas joy, he also threw a party for 350 kids and hosted another 100 on the December 23rd Heat game. What a good a dude!

Wheezing the Juice

The weather has decided to wage war against California. Using an evil power called rain, the clouds have launched an epic attack on the ground, leaving us all cold and wet. In fact, it is so cold outside that it's almost like an ice age. Now, ice ages remind me of weasels: the mildly-retarded kind from "Ice Age", and the fully-retarded kind from "Encino Man". Heeeeey buuuuuudy........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1hEKqZz-OY

Goles

New goals for this month:
1) Pass Classes
2) Figure out that stupid coin trick
3) Beat Sameer at tennis like OSU whomped on Michigan.